Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 11:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

JPMorgan’s Jamie Dimon Sees Bond Market Crack — Why And What To Do - Forbes

No go.

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Trump orders investigation into Biden's actions as president, ratcheting up targeting of predecessor - AP News

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do you believe that it is right that one Federal judge can block a President's decisions?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Common herbal supplement linked to deadly liver disease - Times of India

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

T Cells Found Living in Healthy Brains - Neuroscience News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Gut's energy crisis: How metabolism is severely disrupted in chronic inflammatory bowel diseases - Medical Xpress

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

No way

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Asian Stocks Start Cautious, Dollar Holds Drop: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?